Contoh jenis text bahasa inggris tentang spoof text?
1. Contoh jenis text bahasa inggris tentang spoof text?
Once a man was walking in a park when he come across a penguin. He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What should I do?" The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo".The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather supriseed and walked up to the man and asked "why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn't you take it to the zoo?"
"I certainly did" replied the man. "And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I am taking him to the moviest, and the next day I'll take it to the beach. It'll be so much fun" said the man. "Owh my God. You are so stupid. I asked you to take the penguin and give it to the zoo. I didn't ask to take it to the zoo and had fun there with it." policemen said.
2. contoh text spoof yang lucu dan keren dalam bahasa inggris yang benar
Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?” The policeman replied; “Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie."
:D
3. Text spoof pendek bahasa inggris dan artinya
Magic Mirror
Three girls come inside a museum. The first is an ugly girl, the second is a fat girl and the last is a blonde dumb girl. They come close to a magic mirror which could make you disappear when tell a lie in front of it. The first girl says, "I think I'm pretty", then puff! she's disappear. The second girl says, "I think I'm slim", and puff! she's disappear. the third girl says, "I think..," and puff! she's disappear.
Cermin Ajaib
Tiga org anak perempuan pergi mengunjungi sebuah museum. gadis pertama adalah si jelek, kedua adalah si gendut, dan ketiga adalah si pirang bodoh. mereka bertiga menghampiri sebuah cermin ajaib yg saat seseorang berbicara bohong di depannya maka dia akan menghilangkan. gadis pertama berkata, "aku pikir aku cantik" tiba2 puff! dia mnghilang. gadis kedua berkata "Aku pikir aku langsing," dan puff! dia mnghilang. Gadis ketiga berkata, "Aku pikir..." dan puff! dia menghilang.
(look ahead for high school science 2 book)
4. Cerita lucu dalam bahasa inggris/ spoof text cerita kalian
Lecturw on the supernatural
A professor in the University of Greece in Kalamata is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks :"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start out of those of you who believe in ghosts"
Kuliah Supranatural
seorangprofesor pada univerty Yunani di Kalamata sedang memberikan ceramah tentang supranatural. Untuk mendapatkan perhatian mahasiswa nya dia bertanya : "Berapa banyak orang disini yang percaya hantu?"
Sekitar 90 siswa mengangkat tangan mereka. "Nah itu awal yang baik. Silahkan anda keluar kelas yang percaya hantu
(maapkan dakuh jika ceritanya tidak lucu:"()
5. Contoh spoof text singkat?
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”
6. contoh spoof text beserta soal PG nya 5 ?
Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very inquisitive.
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.
Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"
1. What does the text talk about........
A. Willy and his new drum.
B. Phil Collins and his drum.
C. A policeman and his whistle.
D. Willy's drum private teacher.
E. The writer's five-year old son.
2. From the text above we know that Willy is a/n........ boy.
A. smart
B. funny
C. stupid
D. childish
semoga membantu ^_^
E. annoying
3. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........
A. He is very inquisitive.
B. "Because he is not Phil Collins".
C. He blew his whistle now and then.
D. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
E. "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"
7. contoh spoof text yang singkat
the sharks got them
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!”
“Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!”
“Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?”
“We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said.
“The sharks got ’em.”
the sharks got them
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!”
“Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!”
“Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?”
“We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said.
“The sharks got ’em.”
8. buatlah cerita spoof text dalam bahasa inggris
Jawaban:
Old Man and The Bus
One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting something. Then he asked to a young man near him, “Excuse me, what time is the bus to Bandung?”
“5 minutes later,” the young man answered. “What about the bus to Semarang?” the old man asked again. “Around 10 minutes later,” the young man answered briefly. “Where are you going to go, Sir?”
“I just wanna cross this street. I’m afraid they hit me,” the old man answered then walked crossing the street.
Lelaki Tua dan Bus
Suatu hari seorang lelaki tua berdiri di halte bus. Dia tampak sedang menunggu sesuatu. Kemudian, dia bertanya pada pemuda di dekatnya. “Permisi, jam berapakah jadwal bus ke Bandung?”
“Lima menit lagi,” jawab si pemuda. “Bagaimana dengan bus ke Semarang?” tanya lelaki tua lagi. “Sekitar 10 menit lagi,” jawab si pemuda dengan singkat. “Kemana anda hendak pergi, Pak?”
“Aku hanya ingin menyeberangi jalan ini. Aku takut bus itu menabrakku,” ujar lelaki tua kemudian melangkah menyeberangi jalan.
Penjelasan:
9. bantu dong beri contoh spoof text bahasa ingris... trimakasih :)
SPOOF TEXT
Spoof Text adalah teks yang menceritakan peristiwa masa lalu yang berakhir tak terduga dan lucu dengan tujuan menghibur siapapun yang membacanya.
Adapun unsur umum dari sebuah spoof text antara lain :
• Orientasi : pengenalan orang - orang yang terlibat dalam cerita, di mana itu terjadi dan kapan itu terjadi. Dengan memberikan orientasi, pembaca akan mengenali cerita.
• Acara : Bercerita tentang kronologis cerita. Beberapa peristiwa dieksplorasi dengan cara kronologis yang mampu mengatur cerita agar dibaca dengan baik.
• Twist : Plot yang tidak terduga di akhir cerita yang menghibur pembaca. Pembaca bahkan tidak memperkirakan sebelumnya.
Spoof Text memiliki keunikan tersendiri yang dapat dikenali melalui ciri - cirinya. Ciri khas bahasa yang digunakan pada sebuah spoof text biasanya :
1. Berfokus pada peserta individu seperti orang, binatang, atau hal - hal tertentu.
2. Menggunakan kalimat past tense.
3. Menggunakan action verb (makan, berlari, berjalan, dan sebagainya).
4. Penggunaan frasa keterangan waktu dan tempat (di taman, dua hari yang lalu)
5. Diceritakan dalam urutan kronologis.
6. Penggunaan direct speech atau indirect speech untuk dialog.
7. Penggunaan penghubung (pertama, lalu, akhirnya).
Berikut adalah contoh spoof text :
Teacher : Who can make a sentence using the words green, pink and yellow?
Student : (rising hand) Me, Sir.
Teacher : Okay, Jacob. Please.
Student : One day, I heard the telephone was ringing green, green, green, then I pink up the receiver and I said “Yellow, who’s speaking there?”
Pelajari lebih lanjut :https://brainly.co.id/tugas/2782386 tentang spoof text dan fungsinya
https://brainly.co.id/tugas/2120460 tentang contoh spoof text
DETAIL JAWABANMAPEL : BAHASA INGGRIS
KELAS : VIII
MATERI : NARRATIVE (TELLING STORY IN THE PAST)
KATA KUNCI : SPOOF TEXT, PENGERTIAN, CIRI - CIRI, UNSUR UMUM
KODE SOAL : 5
KODE KATEGORISASI : 8.5.10
10. contoh spoof text dan 5 soalnya dan jawabannya
The class teacher asks students to name an
animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says,
“Elephant.”
Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins
with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”
The teacher sends the boy out of the class for
bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal
beginning with “M”.
The boy shouts from the other side of the wall:
“Maybe an elephant!” joko is stupid boy
in a village lived a boy a named joko, he lived with his mother. in a afternoon joko go to the river, he saw a chicken that was floating in the river trying to reach the end joko. joko grabs it turns out the chicken after it stink then joko throw it into the river again. joko went home talked to his mother 'mom, i saw there was a chicken in the river smelled so bad. 'yes son anyway if something smells it, that means it's dead. ' replied him mother
11. Buatlah spoof text dalam bahasa inggris yang menarik!
Two Vampire Bats .
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night , thirsty for blood . One says , "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."
"We're new here", says the second one . "It's dark out,and we dont know where to look. We'd better wait until the others bats go with us."
The first bat replies, "Who needs them ? i can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave .
When he returns , he is covered with blood.
The second bat says excitedly , "Where did you get the blood ?"
The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night , he asks , "See that black building over there?"
"Yes". the othe bat answers.
"Well," says the first bat , "I didn't."
12. contoh soal tentang spoof text beserta jawaban
The Blonde and the Lawyer A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. 1. The story tells us about … a. A plane which a blonde and a lawyer took. b. A lawyer who played a game with a blonde. c. A lawyer who bet on something with a blonde. d. A blonde who was tricked by a lawyer. e. A blonde who lost her money. 2. What did the lawyer want to play with the blonde? a. hide and seek b. chicken limbo c. jump rope d. guessing game e. scrabble 3. What was the rule of the game finally? a. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $5.00, and vise versa. b. If the blonde could not answer the question, she should pay $5.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he should pay $500.00. c. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00, and vise versa. d. If the blonde could not answer the lawyer’s question, she paid him $500.00. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $5.00. e. If the lawyer could not answer her question, he paid her $500.00. If the blonde could not answer his question, she did not have to pay him. 4. How much money did the blonde benefit from the game? a. $5.00 b. $50.00 c. $500.00 d. $510.00 e. $490.00 5. Who was cleverer, the blonde or the lawyer? a. the blonde b. the lawyer c. none of them was clever. d. Both were clever. e. They were the same. 6. The word “miffed’ in the last paragraph has the similar meaning to… a. shy b. happy c. generous d. doubt e. angry
A smart farmer potato
A potato farmer was sent to to prison just at time when he should have been digging the ground for planting the new crop of potatoes.
He realized that his wife would not be strong enough to do the digging by herself, but that she could manage to do the planting, and he also knew that he did not have any friends or neighbors who would be willing to do the digging for him. So he wrote a letter to his wife which said “Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun there.”
Ten days later, he got a letter from his wife. It said, “I think somebody is reading your letter before they go out of prison. Some policeman arrived here two days ago and dug up the whole field. What shall I do now?”
The prisoner wrote back at once. “Plant the potatoes, of course!”.
1.Where Is the Event 1?
a. Paragraph 1
b. Paragraph 2
c. Paragraph 3
d. Paragraph 4
2.What Is The Farmer wrote to his wife
a. Please dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun
there.”
b. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money and the gun
there.”
c. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the money there.”
d. Please do not dig the potato field. I hide the gun there.”
3.What Is The Farmer Think To digging the ground for planting the new
crop of potatoes?
a. He Wrote a message To His Wife
b. He Send Email To His Wife
c. She a message To Her Husband
d. She Send Email To Her Husband
4. what is The Police do after read that message?
a. The Police Send a message
b. The Police Not digging a farmer grond
c. The Police arrest the farmer wife
d. The Police digging a farmer grond
5.what farmer wife after do after the police do after digging they
ground
a. Plant the carrots
b. not Plant the potatoes
c. Plant the potatoes
d. Plant the Garlics
The Key :
bbadc13. contoh spoof text dan generic struktur
Spoof Text: Penguin in the Park
Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?” The policeman replied; “Take it to the zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie”.
Generic Structure Analysis
Orientation;introducing participants: “He” and Penguin. They were in the park
Event1; The man tended to take the penguin to the park
Event; The following day, the man were still carrying the penguin
Twist; Even, finally the man would take the penguin to the movies
Language Feature Analysis
Focusing on certain certain participants; He, penguin, policeman
Using action verb; carry, walk up
Using adverb of time and place; once, in the park
Told in chronological order; chronological order by days, the next day.
14. berikan contoh spoof text
The Phone was Off
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone”
15. Apa perbedaan antara spoof text dan narrative text? Jelaskan! Mohon bantuannya kakak kakak jika ingin dijawab memakai bahasa inggris ya.. Sebelumnya terimakasih..
Perbedaan narrative text dan spoof text:
Struktur narrative terdiri dari
1. orientation
2. complication
3. resolution
Sedangkan spoof text terdiri dari
1. orientation
2. events
3. twistspoof text is more lighter and more entertaining than the narrative text. spoof text have a twist that usually appears at the end of the story, thats why spoof text is unpredictable and has funny effect
16. buatkan contoh spoof text,
SMS Spoofing occurs when a sender manipulates address information. Often it is done in order to impersonate a user that has roamed onto a foreign network and is submitting messages to the home network. Frequently, these messages are addressed to destinations outside the home network – with the home SMSC essentially being “hijacked” to send messages into other networks.The impact of this activity is threefold:The home network can incur termination charges caused by the delivery of these messages to interconnect partners.These messages can be of concern to interconnect partners. Their customers may complain about being spammed, or the content of the messages may be politically sensitive. Interconnect partners may threaten to cut off the home network unless a remedy is implemented. Home subscribers will be unable to send messages into these networks.While fraudsters normally used spoofed-identities to send messages, there is a risk that these identities may match those of real home subscribers. The risk therefore emerges, that genuine subscribers may be billed for roaming messages they did not send. If this situation occurs, the integrity of the home operator’s billing process may be compromised, with potentially huge impact on the brand.
17. Contoh cerita lucu spoof text dalam bahasa inggris beserta terjemahan minimal 2 paragraf
Funny story 3. Are You Punish Me?
Kid : “Do you punish people for things they don’t do?”
Teacher: “Of course, no.”
Kid : “Great! I didn’t do my homework.”
Cerita Lucu 3. Apakah kau akan menghukumku?
Siswa: “Apakah Anda anak menghukum orang karena hal yang tidak mereka lakukan?”
Guru: “Tentu tidak”
Kid: “Baguslah! Karena saya TIDAK mengerjakan PR di rumah.
18. contoh text spoof,soal dan jawabanya
sy ada dlm bentuk gambar..diklik saja y..
19. contoh spoof text singkat
It's sunday
One day, I woke up early. I went to school at 6 am. After arrive at school, there is nobody at school. My class was locked. I was waiting until 7 am, but nobody came. I thought there is a disaster attack my school, but everything is normal. In the next 30 minutes, I Call my friend and i asked “where are you”, “at home” he said. “why you don’t go to school?” “I want to sleep” he said and close my call. After calling many friends, but no answer, i became psimistic. In my mind, maybe there are some mafia want to go to my school. After thinking a lot, i decided to go to my principal house. When i arrived, my principal still sleep. His wife woke him up. After woke up, i ask him “why there is nobody go to school, include you sir?”. “It’s Sunday” he said with laughing
sumber: google Absence
Joe’s Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test.
“Why did you get such a low mark on that test?” Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out.
A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question.
Joe answered steadily, “Because of absence.”
“You mean you were absent on the day of the test?” Mother wondered.
Joe replied, “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”
20. contoh cerita spoof dalam bahasa inggris dan artinya dalam kehidupan sehari hari
Funny story 1. The lecture on the Supernatural
A professor at the University of Greece in Kalamata is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?””
About 90 students raise their hands. ”Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts”
Cerita Lucu 1. Kuliah Supranatural
Seorang profesor pada University Yunani di Kalamata sedang memberikan ceramah tentang supranatural. Untuk mendapatkan perhatian mahasiswanya, dia bertanya: “Berapa banyak orang di sini yang percaya hantu?”
Sekitar 90 siswa mengangkat tangan mereka. “Nah itu awal yang baik. Silahkan keluar kelas dari anda yang percaya hantu”
21. contoh text spoof tentang menonton film?
My Favourite Movie
My favorite movie is “Monters, Inc.” It is my favorite because it’s funny, the characters are colorful and it has a good story.
“Monsters, inc.” characters are Sully, Mike, Boo, and Randall. Sully is like King Kong or gorilla. He is fat, blue and has a lot of fur. He has big teeth. Mike is Sully’s friend. They work together. Mike is small, green and has tiny hands and feet. Most important he has one big eye. Boo is a human, not a monster. She gets into the Monster city by accident.
Boo is about two years old. She’s short, cute with black hair in pony tails. Finnaly, theres is Randall. He is the bad guy (villain). He looks just like a lizard. He can also disappear. In the movie Sully and Mike are roommates and work together in an energy company. Their job is to scare the kids. Screaming makes energy to run the city. Sully went into Boo’s room and Boo excaped into Monsterr City. That was a problem becuas monsters think humans are poison. Sully and Mike try to hide Boo because they don’t want to get in trouble. The two friends try to protect her and send her back home.
This movie made me feel happy. I was laughing the whole. For example, when baby Boo laughed and giggled, I laughed. Also, when Boo cried, the monster Mike made her laugh by umping and pulling on his eye. Another thing that happened and that when Sully put her down, she would run away and hide. The thing that made me happiest is after all her troubles she finally got back home. There were so many things that were funny I laughed all the time.
good luck
22. 20 contoh soal spoof text pilihan ganda beserta jawabannya
Melodyheaven Terpelajar1.what does she do?
a.playing
b.praying
c.when
d.hes
jawabannya a
(mmaaf cuma satu soal doang
23. contoh soal spoof text pilihan ganda beserta jawabannya
Melodyheaven Terpelajar1.what does she do?
a.playing
b.praying
c.when
d.hes
jawabannya a
(mmaaf cuma satu soal doang
24. bantu dong beri contoh spoof text bahasa ingris... trimakasih :)
“Bad Dream” Once there was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream. She woke up. She was scared and cried.
Her husband tried to make her comfortable and asked why she cried. Then she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Hearing his wife answer, the husband said: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”
Immediately the wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”
One day an old man stood up on a bus halt. He looked waiting something. Then he asked to a young man near him. "Excuse me, may I ask you something?" said the old man. "Yes, what is it?" the young man replied. "What time is the bus to Bandung?" asked the old man. "5 minutes later," the young man answered. "What time is the bus to Semarang?" the old man asked again. "Around 10 minutes later," the young man answered briefly. "Where are you going to go, sir?" "I just wanna cross this street. I'm afraid they hit me," the old man answered then walked crossing the street.
25. contoh spoof text lucu
A : Hey, What do you think the best-selling items in the market?
B : Hhm... maybe... Toyota cars?
A : Totally fault you! The right answers is WE ARE of Indonesian people; the brain of us! Sold out well in the world market! It's been a long time!
B : Why the brain of Indonesian's people sold out well in the world market, Boy?
A : Because the brain of Indonesian's people still smooth alias rarely used!
B : &%$#$!
(Sorry, this is also as satire for must of us....)
Semoga membantu
26. Tuliskan contoh spoof text
Joe's Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test.
"Why did you get such a low mark on that test?" Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out.
A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question.
Joe answered steadily, "Because of absence."
"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" Mother wondered.
Joe replied, "No, but the kid who sits next to me was."Contoh Spoof Text :
That phone is off
Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency.
Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.
“It must be my first customer,” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country.
The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone.”
27. contoh spoof dalam bahasa inggris dan artinya
Example of Spoof Text : ABSENCE
Joe’s Mother got angry because her son got a low mark on English test.
“Why did you get such a low mark on that test?” Asked mother angrily. Asked by his angry mother, Joe just kept silent and went out.
A few moment, Joe came back home and met his mother again. His mother asked the same question.
Joe answered steadily, “Because of absence.”
“You mean you were absent on the day of the test?” Mother wondered.
Joe replied, “No, but the kid who sits next to me was.”
Terjemahannya :
ABSENCE
Ibu Joe marah karena anaknya mendapat nilai rendah dalam tes bahasa Inggris.
“Mengapa Anda mendapat tanda rendah pada tes itu?” Tanya ibu dengan marah. Ditanya oleh ibunya yang marah, Joe hanya diam dan keluar.
Beberapa saat, Joe kembali ke rumah dan bertemu ibunya lagi. Ibunya mengajukan pertanyaan yang sama.
Joe menjawab dengan mantap, “Karena tidak ada.”
“Maksud Anda, Anda tidak hadir pada hari ujian?” Ibu bertanya-tanya.
Joe menjawab, “Tidak, tapi anak yang duduk di sebelah saya itu.”
Semoga membantu.. :)
28. contoh cerita lucu atau spoof singkat bahasa inggris
Thomas edison tried two tousand different materials in search of a proper filament for a light bulb. His assistant complained, "all our work is useless." Edison replied, "perfectly! We have come a long way and we have learned a lot. We know that there are two thousand elements which we cannot use to make a good light bulb."
29. Buatlah contoh spoof text.
"The sharks got them"
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!”
“Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!”
“Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?”
“We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said.
“The sharks got ’em.”
Terjemahannya
"Dimakan Hiu"
Saat berolahraga memancing di lepas pantai Florida, seorang turis terbalik perahunya. Dia bisa berenang, tapi takut bila ada buaya membuatnya menempel di perahu yang terbalik. seorang nelayan tua berdiri di pantai, turis berteriak , ” Apakah ada buaya di sekitar sini?! “
” Tidak, ” pria itu berteriak kembali , ” mereka sudah tidak ada selama bertahun-tahun!”
” Merasa aman , turis mulai berenang santai ke pantai .
Baru setengah jalan di sana ia bertanya kepada orang tua tadi , ” Bagaimana kalian menyingkirkan buaya itu? “
” Kami tidak melakukan apa-apa, ” kata nelayan.
” Mereka dimakan hiu. “
30. contoh spoof bahasa inggris
PINGUIN IN THE PARK
Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; “What should I do?”
The policeman replied; “Take it to the Zoo!”.
The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; “Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn’t you take it to the zoo?” The man replied; “I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie”.
31. contoh spoof text yang lucu?
Penguin in the Park
Orientation Once a man was walking in a park when he come across a penguin.(Suatu ketika ada seorang pria sedang berjalan di sebuah taman ketika dia melihat seekor pinguin melintas.)
Event He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What should I do?" The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo".
The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather supriseed and walked up to the man and asked "why are you still carrying that penguin about? Didn't you take it to the zoo?"
Twist "I certainly did" replied the man.("Saya melakukannya" jawab pria tersebut.)
"And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I am taking him to the moviest, and the next day I'll take it to the beach. It'll be so much fun" said the man.("Dan itu merupakan sebuah ide yang bagus karena pinguin tersebut menikmatinya, jadi hari ini saya akan membawanya ke bioskop, dan besok saya akan membawanya ke pantai. Itu kan sangat menyenangkan" kata pria tersebut.)
"Owh my God. You are so stupid. I asked you to take the penguin and give it to the zoo. I didn't ask to take it to the zoo and had fun there with it." policemen said.
32. Soal spoof text dan jawabannya
alisjahbana hehehe hehehe disusun. didiet sudahlah cucuku cruise chaudhry
33. soal dan pembahasan spoof text
Saya tidak mengetikkan Spoofnya lagi, langsung soal dan pembahasannya saja ya?
1. What is the function of mobile phone?
The function of mobile phone is not used just for calling, sending text, taking pictures, accessing internet, but also students can call their parents for the other needs and another unexpected needs for students.
2. What does "they" refer to in paragraph 2 line 2 ?
They in the second paragraph and line 2 is refer to students.
3. Why the mobile phone becomes very important, even for students?
Because mobile phones not just for calling and sending text, it also used for increasing knowledge among students, students can call their parents for other needs, and expand the network of friendship among students.
4. How to make the students keep focusing on the learning process while they bring the mobile phone with them?
They must use their phone in the right time and place and they also must keep the phone silent or turn off it until break time.
5. In which paragraph do you find the suggestion?
In the fifth or the last paragraph..
34. Buatlah contoh cerita spoof text ! Dalam bahasa Indonesia dahulu!
Penjelasan:
Abu Nawas and the King Aaron
The king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace. “You want me, your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. “Yes, you have fooled me three times and that’s too much.
I want you to leave the country. Otherwise you will have to go to jail” said the king. “If that is what you want, I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly.
Then “Remember, from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said seriously. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly.
The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’ house. The guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house.
He had not left the country yet. Instead leaving the country, Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his house. “Hey Abu Nawas, why haven’t you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground of this country anymore, didn’t he?” said the guards. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas calmly. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No, I do not step on the ground. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas.
The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went back to the palace.
The guards reported what they had seen to the king. The king was curious on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace.
Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. The king wondered and said “Abu, I will surely punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. You have not left this country”.
The King continued “And now, look at you. You walk on stilts like a child. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious.
“I remember exactly what you said, Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground.
And since yesterday, I have been walking on this stilts. So you see, Your Majesty, I do not step on the ground of this country”. The king was not able to say anything.
Terjemahan:
Abu Nawas dan Raja Harun
Raja ingin menguji kecerdasan dari Abu Nawas. Sehingga ia mengundang Abu Nawas menuju istana. “Kamu menginginkan aku, Yang Mulia?” sapa Abu Nawas. “Ya, kamu sudah membodohiku tiga kali dan itu sudah terlalu banyak.
Saya ingin kamu meninggalkan negara ini. Jika tidak, kamu harus masuk penjara, ” kata sang raja. “Apabila hal itu yang kamu inginkan, aku akan melakukan apa yang kamu sebutkan,” ucap Abu Nawas sedih.
Kemudian “Ingat, mulai besok kamu tidak boleh untuk menginjak tanah di negara ini lagi,” ucap raja dengan serius. Lalu Abu nawas meninggalkan istana raja dengan rasa sedih.
Pagi selanjutnya raja pun memerintahkan kedua pengawalnya untuk segera pergi ke rumah Abu Nawas.
Para penjaga sangat terkejut menjumpai Abu Nawas masih di rumahnya. Ia belum meninggalkan negara tersebut. Alih -alih meninggalkan negara, Abu Nawas malah berenang di kolam kecil yang ada di depan rumahnya.
“Hai Abu Nawas, kenapa kamu belum meninggalkan negara ini? Raja memerintahkan kamu untuk tidak lagi menginjak tanah negara ini lagi, bukan? ” ucap penjaga. “Tentu saja,” jawab Abu Nawas dengan tenang.
“Namun lihat aku! Apakah saya menginjak tanah negara ini? Tidak, saya tak menginjak tanah. Saya sedang berenang di atas air, ”lanjut Abu Nawas.
Para penjaga tidak bisa berdebat dengan Abu Nawas sehingga mereka memilih untuk meninggalkan rumah Abu Nawas serta pergi kembali menuju istana.
Para penjaga juga melaporkan apa yang sudah mereka lihat kepada raja. Raja penasaran dengan alasan Abu Nawas kenata tidak meninggalkan negara.
Oleh sebab itu raja kemudian memerintahkan pengawalnya untuk memanggil Abu Nawas datang ke istana.
Abu Nawas datang menuju istana dengan panggung. Raja kemudian bertanya – tanya serta berkata, “Abu, aku pasti akan menghukummu sebab kamu belum melakukan apa yang sudah aku katakan.
Kamu belum meninggalkan negara ini ”. Raja melanjutkan, “Dan sekarang, lihatlah dirimu. Kamu berjalan di atas panggung seperti anak kecil. Kamu gila? Raja pura – pura marah.
“Saya ingat persis apa yang Anda katakan, Yang Mulia,” Abu Nawas menjawab dengan tenang. “Pagi ini saya mandi di kolam kecil di rumah saya sehingga saya tak harus menginjak tanah.
Serta sejak kemarin, saya sudah berjalan di atas panggung ini. Sehingga Anda lihat, Yang Mulia, saya tak menginjak tanah negara ini ”. Raja tak dapat mengatakan apa pun.
35. Tolong bikinin spoof text,beserta dijelaskan letak lucunya dimana(pakai bahasa inggris)..
Budi came skipping up the walk.He opened the door and said.Mommy i got 100 today,Mother replied that's great dear!.What did you get in?
Two things,Budi said i got 50 for science and 50 for mathemathic.
letak lucunya adalah di paragraf ke dua moga membantu
36. contoh spoof text?????
One day Si Unyil was walking around, he wanted to enjoy the beauty of nature. Suddenly, he was surprised because he saw a lot of people clustered. He went the crowd and asked one of the residents. “What’s going on?” Asked Si Unyil.“There is a road show involving a magical elephant,” the man said. “What do you mean by that magical elephant” asked Si Unyil curiously.“The elephant who only nodded the head to his master, and more amazingly, the elephant understands the human language,” said the man.The explanation made Si Unyil more interested and curious. After a few minutes, Si Unyil was in the crowd. There are many people who tried to make the elephant to nod and all of them were fail. They tried in various ways to make the elephant nodded, but no one won.Seeing the elephant persistence, Si Unyil was more curious. He eventually signed up to participate in the contest. It’s the turn of Si Unyil who faced the magical elephant. In front of the elephant, Si Unyil asked,“Do you know who I am?”The elephant was directly shook his head.“Are not you afraid of me?” asked Si Unyil again. But the elephant was still shaking his head.“Are you afraid of your master?” Said Si Unyil again.Elephants began to hesitate, but he just kept quiet.“If you remain silent, well, I will report it to your master,” threatened Si Unyil. Elephants still shaking his head.“Okay, I ask you once again, are you afraid of your master?” Said Si Unyil once again.Finally, the magic elephant nodded repeatedly and Si Unyil won the game.
Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting. I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.
In the end, I could not bear it. I turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.
“It’s none of your business” the young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”
37. Contoh soal text spoof 10 soal pilihan ganda beserta jawaban
1.what does she do?
a.playing (jawabnnya A)
b.praying
c.when
d.hes
38. Contoh Spoof Text , selain di google
A woman is sitting at home entertaining her parents who have come around to congratulate her on the birth of their first grandchild.
"So, when can we see the baby?",asks the grandmother.
"In a little while",replies the mother.
Some time passes. The grandparents are looking quite anxious at this point.
"So, when can we see the baby?",ask the grandfather.
"When the baby starts crying."replies the mother.
The grandparents turn to look at each other,a little perplexed and ask, "Why do we have to wait until she starts cryingg?!"
The mother snaps back, "Because I put her down somewhere this morning and I can't remember where she is!"
39. Contoh soal spoof text
Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one. Willy likes listening to music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very inquisitive.
We went there by car. On the way, we saw a policeman standing near a traffic light regulating the passing cars and other vehicles. He blew his whistle now and then.
Seeing the policeman blowing his whistle, Willy asked me at once, "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle, not a drum?"
Hearing his unexpected question I answered reluctantly, "Because he is not Phil Collins!"
1. What does the text talk about........
A. Willy and his new drum.
B. Phil Collins and his drum.
C. A policeman and his whistle.
D. Willy's drum private teacher.
E. The writer's five-year old son.
2. From the text above we know that Willy is a/n........ boy.
A. smart
B. funny
C. stupid
D. childish
E. annoying
3. Which sentence makes the text a funny story ........
A. He is very inquisitive.
B. "Because he is not Phil Collins".
C. He blew his whistle now and then.
D. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know.
E. "Dad, why is the policeman using a whistle not a drum?"
semoga membantu ^_^
40. Contoh Spoof Text , selain di google
Once upon a time in cowboy country..
An english explorer group walk inside a bar, and buy 5 bottle full of beer and 2 bottle full of rum, then one of them was seeking attention to the people inside the bar, then he said : do you know how many time mexican people change their light bulp?
The people in the bar : no, how many?
The Explorer : Juan
and then the people inside the bar was explode because of laugh
Then, the bartender who heard that joke, pull out his shotgun and said "Get out of my bar or i'll shoot you"
"wo wo, chill out it's just a joke rigth no need a gun" said the explorer
The bartender said " not everyone can accept a joke, now get out from my bar or i'll send you to your cemetery"
Thhen the explorer walked away from his bar.
Moral of the story is "not everyone can accept your joke, so becarefull or it will turn against you"
Maaf kalo ndak lucu :)
Semoga membantu...
